A portfolio of tools designed by

Sykobabble

Software built with
purpose & precision.

Beautifully designed applications that make the complex feel effortless.

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Built to Last
No subscriptions, no trackers, no noise. Engineered for longevity — yours forever, on every device.
Privacy First
Your data is yours alone. Everything runs locally in your browser — nothing ever leaves your device.
Obsessive Detail
Pixel-perfect interfaces, fluid animations, and interactions so polished you'll wonder why other software isn't like this.

The Collection

Tools that think
like you do.

Each application is purpose-built for one thing, and does it exceptionally well.

Personal Finance
Pension
Tracker

Model your retirement pot, stress-test every scenario, and see exactly when your money runs out — presented with unsettling clarity.

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Free Web No account Local data
Pension Tracker
Live
£847,320
Projected at retirement · Age 65
Monthly income
£2,800
Pot runs out
Never ✓
Years to retire
24 yrs
Total growth
£512k
Personal Finance
Budget
Planner

Track every penny. Income, expenses, and spending breakdown in one elegant view — no spreadsheets, no complexity, no compromise.

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Free Web No account Local data
Budget Planner +£840/mo
£2,840
Housing41%
Transport23%
Groceries16%
Other20%
Housing
£1,200
Transport
£640
Groceries
£460
Coming Soon
Net Worth
Tracker

A complete picture of your financial health. Assets, liabilities, and net worth — tracked with the same precision and clarity you expect from Sykobabble.

In Development

Designed in the quiet hours. For the questions that keep you up at night.

— Martin